today we visited 92 year old maunga buck. as many of you know, she is famous for asking, "julie, you ain't got no boyfriend, yet?" when she sees me. (note that i have never gone by the name "julie.")
last time i saw her, i actually did have a boyfriend and it was the one time in the past 10 or so years that she didn't ask. well, today i turned to my sister and whispered, "she's gonna ask...wait for it..."
a minute later she pipes up, "juuulie, you ain't never gone get married, are you? don't look that way."
kelley jumped in and said, "you don't want her to settle, do you?" the look on her face was a bit like, "well, yeah, kind of."
i just said, "i'm married to Jesus" and went back to talking to the delusional woman by the piano who thought she was going to be home by 6.
(i hope that she isn't "home" by 6...they already had one death this week. and that was maunga's roommate - whose husband, i believe, was the tv repairman in joanna when dad was growing up.)
a little while later i was putting my hair up (because it was 108 degrees in there) and maunga said, "julie, what are you doing to your hair?" i said that i was pulling it back because i was hot. she said, "law, you need to run a comb through it. ha ha ha." then, "i ain't never seen a head of hair like that."
so. um. yeah.