April 28, 2010

:: pants (should be) on fire ::

these are quite possibly the worst pants ever. want to not only appear heavy in the hips but a few inches shorter than you are? jodhpur-type-poofy-hipped, pleated, cropped pants are just the thing for you!

it's like they took every possible unflattering aspect of women's pants and put them together here.or you could opt for the saggy-bottom-but-in-the-front-britches seen below.


  1. it's like the fashion industry is attempting to make up for years of shapelessness. unfortunately, they are doing so very poorly.

    perhaps some straight leg pants on a woman with hips would have the same effect, but be, i don't know, beautiful?

  2. i die. and not in a good way. these are sucktabulous.